A curation of shitposts | 22

seeing people be like ‘I know it’s going to be hard to support the sag strike because movies and shows will stop coming out but-’ is so fucking funny like can I introduce you to a beautiful concept called the million billion movies and shows that already exist that you couldn’t even get through in a lifetime if you wanted. welcome to heaven <3

I was working at a Starbucks where you had to play the floor is lava to get across the shop and at some point Kendrick Lamar came in and ordered a coffee.
this sounds like it’d have the exact same energy as one of those obscure dystopian tik toks where they do a grocery store prank or something and theres just some girl fortnite dancing right behind
finding out your friend has a new name/gender is so hype. Like yess give us the patch notes

It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.
That reminds me. I was listening to The West Wing Thing podcast, sort of a side project of The Dollop where they review each episode of The West Wing, usually breaking down all the Libshit ideology in it, and particularly that of Aaron Sorkin. One episode in particular they talked about how Sorkin was anti-union, and the disparaging comments he made about strikers and the writers that aren’t good enough to make it on their own, you know, unlike him. Some of his comments from 2010:
Todd Phillips is apparently the director of the Hangover and Joker movies.
Anyway, the point being that there are going to be a lot of piece of shit producers sliding into a lot of DMs, and they along with the greasy scabs desperate or greedy enough to cross the picket line need to be named and remembered.